The Party’s at Denny’s Tonight!
BY OWEN MORRIS
Ooooohhhh yeah! When I think of Denny’s, I think emo bands like All-American Rejects and Taking Back Sunday combining forces with the hard-partying Eagles of Death Metal and making one delicious omelet. At least that is my dream.
Starting at 10 tonight my dream finally comes true. That’s when Denny’s restaurants across America start serving aDenny’s Rockstar Menu to beleaguered and/or drunk late-night guests.
The musical groups may not be memorable but the food is, with names like “Taking Back Bacon Burger Fries,” developed by those culinary wizards Taking Back Sunday, and the “Plain White Shake” by Plain White Ts. The other two musical dishes on the menu tonight are “The All-American S.O.S.” by the All-American Rejects and “Heart On A Plate” by Eagles of Death Metal.
If you happen to be at a Denny’s in the near future, and order one of these things let me know how it tastes. Assuming, of course, that you survive the sheer rocking it gives your mouth.