The Funnel Cake Truck has Twinkies and they’re ready to be deep-fried

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• Twinkies live here.

Old Twinkies never expire – they just fade away. Devotees of the deathless yellow sponge cake discovered that the hard way at the end of 2012, when the snack staple vanished from shelves, following Hostess Brands’ bankruptcy liquidation.

But there’s hope. Last week, Hostess identified two lead bidders for its iconic convenience-store pastry (a transaction expected to be valued at an eye-popping $400-some million). And now, Fat City brings you tidings of a four-wheeled Twinkie evangelist named Michael Bradbury.

“I’ve got a few mortgage payments wrapped up in Twinkies,” says Bradbury, the owner and operator of the Funnel Cake Truck.