The five moves Sebastian Bach should have known before his alleged bar fight

In real life, most bar fights begin and end with two guys shoving each other and a bouncer quickly intervening. According to the Associated Press, former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach was arrested after getting into a fight in an Ontario bar. After being asked to leave, police say he smashed a glass of wine on the front door when told he couldn’t take his drink with him.

Everybody understands the frustration of being denied a roadie, but Fat City believes that Bach should have looked to movie bar fights for inspiration. And so we give you the top five moments that should happen in every bar fight.