The C.H.U.D. has taken over Kansas City’s sewer system!

With The Pitch’s offices located in downtown Kansas City, I’m used to a certain amount of litter. Any urban person will tell you that a stray pop bottle or an opened condom wrapper here and there is just the visual equivalent of white noise. But this morning I saw something that made my blood run cold, and now I have to warn you all.

I regret to inform you that the city has been overtaken by the C.H.U.D. – or Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller, for those of you who didn’t take ninth-grade biology.

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