Sharing fries says a lot about a man’s character

We are always looking for ways to size up fellow humans. Did he want to hold my baby nephew? Did she really like my dog? But it turns out the world is a much simpler place. There are only two kinds of people: those who share their fries and those who eat each and every potato wedge themselves.

While one doesn’t mean you’re definitely going to heaven and the other isn’t the sign of a hardened criminal, it’s not a bad litmus test for character. Because to not share fries is a crime of the soul.