Quizno’s “Toasty Torpedo”
The in word of the moment — thanks to the movie I Love You Man — is “bromance”: two straight men who are so close, they share almost everything. “Almost” being the key word. I’ll leave you to decide whether the relationship between Quizno’s worker Scott and the sandwich oven is a bromance or something more.
With lines like “put it in me, Scott” and the name “torpedo sub,” I’m leaning toward Scott and the sandwich oven getting it on. At the beginning, when Hal 9000 the sandwich oven says “Scott, I want you to do something,” Scott looks down at his groin region and says he’s “not doing that again. That burned.” You don’t need a dirty mind to figure that one out.
Which brings up an even more unsettling thought:
