Paging Donner. Party of 33, 32, 31.

Between global warming, bees’ dying and the year 2012 approaching, now seems the right time to broach the sensitive subject of cannibalism. Recipe Star has created a light-hearted quiz asking the timeless question What Would Your Body Taste Like to a Cannibal?

Through a series of 14 questions (warning: it will ask you about how fat you are; be prepared to face uncomfortable truths) the quiz somehow manages to predict what delicacy you’re akin to.

I taste like spicy chicken.

If cannibalism (even the jokey kind) is a little too sensitive a subject for you, then lighten up it’s only an online quiz Recipe Star has several other intensive questionnaires; you can determine, for example, how worldly your tastes are or how much you know about steaks.   

Via sister blog Fork in the Road.