Now hiring: Pizza Hut needs a twitterer

Quick! — explain in 140 characters why Pizza Hut should pay you to post Twitter updates all day.

My answer looks like this: @pizzahut the hut is funky fresh yo. I’m more personal than a pan pizza w/ as much spice as your sausage. Plus I got madz tweet skillz.
(136 characters)

Sadly, it looks like my Tweet will go unnoticed. I am not allowed to apply for the very real full-time paid “twinternship” the company is offering. It’s available only to some quick-fingered undergraduates.

Pizza Hut will some college kid a “salary competitive (with other Twitterers)” to maintain Pizza Hut’s Twitter account. On the downside, the job is located in Dallas.

The intern will also “monitor

social media for pop culture news … of interest to loyal

Pizza Hut fans” and “collect

and share insights and experiences while working for Pizza Hut through

social and interactive media: Blogs, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, new

and emerging media.”

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