Little Debbie kicks Mrs. Freshley’s ass

​Who the hell is this upstart Mrs. Freshley, anyway? Since Georgia-based Flower Foods introduced the snack-cake line in 1994, Mrs. Freshley — sold in dollar stores and vending machines around the country — has been trying to steal the crown from the undisputed queen of snack land, the iconic and adorable Little Debbie. Little Deb, who turned 50 this year, still looks like a precocious adolescent and isn’t merely a snack-cake goddess but a real doll.

Mrs. Freshley even has the nerve — we’re still reeling! — to call her rolled-chocolate cake-confection a Swiss Roll … just like Debbie’s.