Kansas politicos also thinking about a casino smoking ban, as long as they’ve got your attention

Tomorrow morning, Kansas will wake with a jolt in a bathtub filled with ice, and a monkey wearing a fez scampering across the floor of the dirty Thailand bathroom that the state has been sleeping in. It will stagger to the mirror, mouth agape, as it considers the freshly inked tribal tattoo lining its face.

This hangover just got a lot more … hangovery.

“I save strip clubs and gave serious consideration to a casino smoking ban?” the state shouts to an indifferent sky. “What was I thinking?”

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