Jason Whitlock wants an intern, bitches about kids today and their MTV

Do you think Jeff George was the greatest quarterback who ever lived? Do you have a van to deliver copious amounts of barbecue to a Los Angeles playboy’s palace? Are you willing to work cheap? I mean, really fucking cheap? Do you live in L.A.? Do you have the ability to listen to a grown man go on and on and on about The Wire? And Mike Royko? Then you may have what it takes to be Jason Whitlock‘s assistant/intern.

The big guy is now hiring — but get those dollar signs out of your eyes — announcing his sycophant search on Twitter last night. Of course, this with a mixture of supreme ass kissing and people telling him to “eat a bowl of dick,” which led Whitlock to bitch about kids these days and their MTV.