In-N-Out makes people weep in Texas and is now only 501 miles away from Kansas City

With, thanks to Jesus and a woman openly weeping about the beauty of her burger, In-N-Out opened two restaurants in Frisco and Allen, Texas, yesterday. The burger joint out of California took the Dallas area by storm with die-hards camping out in tents overnight, just to be the first to get their hands on a Double-Double.

Over at The Dallas Observer’s City of Ate, former Pitch editor Joe Tone shared five tips “for enjoying your maiden meat voyage.” To see tears of joy and one man’s determination to “knock ’em out,” click through for a video of the Frisco opening from The Dallas Morning News.