In the bowl: Wheaties Fuel

When the dense black box arrived in my mailbox at the Pitch, I mistakenly thought it was a new cookbook I’m expecting. But the package — which weighed more than a pound — actually contained Wheaties Fuel (which Fat City noted had begun appearing in area grocery stores earlier this month).
Because I’d been sent a box of the heavily-hyped, athlete-tested brand extension of Wheaties, I did what any reasonable person would do. I filled a bowl with cereal and milk and had at it.