How to make a chocolate salami for Festivus

You might have forgot that Festivus was on Thursday. But you still have time to make the holiday’s signature dish — Festivus Chocolate Salami.

Saveur has the recipe from Allen Salkin’s book, Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us. Salkin’s book also covers the traditions of the fictional secular holiday that originated on the hit sitcom Seinfeld. If you’ve never aired your grievances or participated in feats of strength (both customs of Festivus), consider chocolate salami your gateway to the holiday.