Hamburger Mary’s isn’t moving after all

A friend of mine called yesterday, practically elated with the news he had seen on Facebook: “It’s official,” he yelled into the receiver, “Hamburger Mary’s doesn’t have to move!”

That’s right, for a coterie of zealous Hamburger Mary’s lovers, yesterday’s local elections, the unrest in the Middle East, the earthquake in New Zealand were all trumped by the rumors that Hamburger Mary’s — the flamboyantly purple burger emporium at 101 Southwest Boulevard — was going to remain in its current location.