Governor Parson using medical equipment updates to campaign for reelection

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This guy. Ugh // Photo courtesy Missouri Office of Lieutenant Governor

It appears the governor of Missouri has found an easy way to collect phone numbers for his re-election campaign – make it look like it’s to get information about COVID-19 medical equipment. Yes. For real.

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Here’s what happens when you text that number

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Never stop campaigning, I guess? Hopefully we’ll all live long enough to vote him out.