Getting ready for the Super Bowl

Somebody once told me that for copyright reasons or some crap like that you’re not supposed to call it the Super Bowl but the “big game” or the “championship.” I say damn the torpedoes. It’s the Super Bowl and it deserves some super snacks! I’m not talking some chips and weak-ass salsa here but some manly, innovative snacking.

Jason Day and Aaron Chronister have the right idea with their bacon explosion, which has enough calories to kill Oprah’s studio audience. While they’re now famous, they are by no means the only pioneers into the unhealthy world of snacking.

Pictured above is the snack food stadium.