End a food fight with this marshmallow gun

It’s nice to see that mankind has begun using technology for critical purposes, like finally improving on the marshmallow gun. For too long we’ve been stuck with the homemade version, hastily constructed from PVC tubing and sold at craft fairs. 

Neiman Marcus is currently selling the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster ($55, plus shipping). It’s a jet-black, single-pump action, pneumatic marshmallow launcher that claims to be able to shoot a marshmallow 40 feet.

This is the natural evolution of The Marshmallow Shooter — a red and white plastic marshmallow gun capable of launching mini-marshmallows 30 feet. The Marshmallow Fun Company also offers a marshmallow bow and mallow as well as a mazooka.