Drive-through coffee: We need Java Girls!

I was talking with a source over coffee when the conversation turned to — what else? — coffee. We wondered whether there was a Java Girls in Kansas City. Java Girls is a coffee chain described by its founder as “Part Starbucks and part Hooters.”

Basically, it’s girls in skimpy outfits serving coffee out of a small drive-through coffee store. Wherever one opens, though, it usually causes a ruckus amongst the community’s so-called moral leaders for about a day before they change their rubber underwear and everyone goes back to living life. But that’s been on the West Coast (it’s no big surprise that Java Girls started in Seattle). I could see it actually being Controversial here in the belly button right above the Bible Belt.

Just to confirm: We do not have a Java Girls. (But St. Louis does, those bastards!) Moreover, my research revealed that not only does Kansas City not have a Java Girls, it has a dearth of drive-through coffee places altogether.