Do you have a reliable cure for overeating?

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• Anybody out there got a meat hangover cure?

At some point, the days after Thanksgiving blend together like gravy that just can’t be contained by a scoop of mashed potatoes. And while sleeping on the couch appears to help, I’ve yet to find a surefire solution to what happens when you stop being polite and are fork-deep in your third plate.

Moderation is not an acceptable answer, and carbonation can only do so much. Has anyone found a reliable cure for overeating?