Do you get a better brain freeze from Freezonis or Slurpees?

The temperature has been hovering somewhere in the neighborhood of 9,000 degrees. And my current practice of eating salads and leaving the oven dormant is doing little to keep me from feeling like an overcooked egg.

This week’s battle was therefore weather-determined and necessary for my continued struggle inside an air-conditioned office where I work hard to depress the keys on my keyboard.