Daily Briefs: Funkhouser Hangover

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I’m going to tell you a little story, and at the end, I think we’ll all realize that we learned something. On Friday night, my sister sent me a text message to the effect that she was having “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” because her husband had a previous engagement, and she hates “GIRLS NIGHT OUT,” to which I responded, “HAHA, FRIED GREEN VAGINAS.” Which was hilarious, obvs. The moral of the story is, I am extremely funny, y’all. Relating important lessons in the form of a story is good pedagogy and stuff, just ask math teachers.

After the jump, some discussion of the ineffectual power vacuum shaped like the Funkhouser administration, and some adorable policies of the Secret Service. Click here, or on your lovely wife:

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