Congratulations to Arby’s …
… for making breasts unsexy. As I was flipping through my — I mean my friend’s — new swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, one advertisement stood out amid all the cleavage and suggestive poses:
The ad is for a new product called the roastburger, which will be Arby’s first foray into burger territory. The chain has been rolling out some odd new products lately, including egg rolls.
Unfortunately, the tag line in the “I’m thinking Arby’s” ad was true. Problem was, I wanted to be thinking of something else.