Coming soon: vintage wine over night

This next invention will change our culinary lives. Not in a two-bit way like the Magic Chopper has, but in the way microwaves or refrigerators did.

Scientists have stumbled across a way to make the cheapest of cheap wine taste like a vintage pinot grown in the heart of Burgundy.

It’s an outlandish claim and people have been hawking various gizmos that promise to do the same thing for years, but this time it’s respected scientists who have figured out a method that works — and to prove it, they fooled wine-experts.