Breakfast buffet: Wednesday, 11/5

By OWEN MORRIS

What to say about last night? Actually, nothing from me. I am just as emotional and dazed and hungover tired as you.

Let’s bring everyone back down to earth with an article reminding us all (and by “all” I mean “single people”) that Kansas City’s coffee scene is not what we would call err — spectacular. (KC Perky)

What a great way to remind me how little money I actually have. The priciest restaurants in the United States, where an appetizer costs as much as my car payment. (Forbes)

Could fungi be the answer to what ills us and potentially save the world? This man thinks so and he’s not shy about sharing his beliefs. (Common Ground)

This sounds like something out of a Bond film only much more pedestrian. Businesses keep “secret” clubs for super-duper customers. (Portfolio)