Breakfast Buffet: Wednesday, 10/15

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By OWEN MORRIS

Americans ain’t getting the vitamin D anymore. Actually, as far as I can tell, this is the doctors’ fault. They doubled the recommended daily dose and then issued a press release saying that our intake is not large enough. (Time)

John Mellencamp would not be pleased. A town in Indiana passes a law limiting residents to having only one garage sale per month. (NYT)

Rachel Ray denies having throat cancer. Does not deny still being annoying. (People)

Finally, congratulations to Joey Chestnut on another food world record: 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes. (I felt sick just typing that.)