Breakfast Buffet: Wednesday, 01/07

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It has taken scientists until 2009 and bees to tell you what any junior bartender could: cocaine makes you energetic and annoying while alcohol makes you frisky. [NYT]

The numbers have been tallied and it’s official: the U.S. stock market suffered its second worse year since…(drum-roll please) 1825! Back then, the president was John Quincy Adams and the market crashed due to heavy development in a fictional Latin-American country called Poyais. [The Economist]

The world’s first totally organic bar opens in New York. Is this just a fad or are organic bars coming to Kansas City one day. If I knew the answer, I’d be a rich man. [Examiner]

Chipotle heads to Europe with the first stores set to open in London. Finally, American college kids abroad will have another choice to keep them from actually eating local cuisine. [WSJ]