Breakfast Buffet: Tuesday, 01/13

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Local blogger Chimpotle needs suggestions for 10 foods in Kansas City that will kill you quickest. The greasier and fattier the better. [Chimpotle]

Ant colonies are more like fundamental religions than we thought. Ants that exhibit promiscuous behavior are attacked and killed. [Time]

In the pointless warning category: Cadbury put a warning on the side of its milk chocolate bars proclaiming that they contain milk. As if the logo of two cups of milk being poured into the chocolate wasn’t enough. [Telegraph]

A terrifying article (the last restaurant may not be SFW) about the eight most terrifying restaurants in the world. [Crackd] 

—By Owen Morris