Breakfast Buffet: Monday, 7/14

BY OWEN MORRIS

More than you ever wanted to know about the different shapes of Kansas City burgers. (Ulterior Epicure)

Desperate Starbucks is hoping protein drinks will save them from their woes. They’re about a week away from buying lotto tickets and a prayer rug. (Market Watch)

“We all know how the story ends. It is just a matter of how we get there that could make this interesting.” That’s a quote last week from a Budweiser shareholder on the InBev deal. Turns out it wasn’t very interesting. Budweiser goes quietly for 50 billion. (Bloomberg)

I don’t know about all the names, but I’m pretty sure creme-betweens was intentional. Snack foods that sound like sex acts. (Flickr)

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