Breakfast Buffet: Friday, 8/15

BY OWEN MORRIS

If you’re going to have a homeless man beg outside your restaurant, it’s probably best to make him somewhat lingual. Though if it doesn’t effect the quality of the food, who really cares? (Kansas City With a Russian Accent)

Oh Sunny D! So refreshing. So nutritious. So phallic? (Dave’s Double Entendres)

Lawrence starts the Midwest charge to rid the world of bottled water. The Coke machines on KU campus though can probably stay. (LJ World)

Blue-green food coloring is so in right now while soy is so out. That is, in the weird world of food technology. (AP)

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