Breakfast Buffet: Friday, 3/06

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No surprises here. Older drinkers have a hard time distinguishing between being a little tipsy versus three sheets to the wind. Moral of the story: Don’t let grandpa drive. [Time]

Which is sadder: Childhood obesity has reached such an epidemic that we don’t have seven-pronged approaches to curing it or the fact that one of the steps is gastro-bypass surgery for kids? [Scientific Blogging]

Wait, aren’t people supposed to be drinking like mad during a recession? It can’t be a good sign that liquor giant Diageo is laying off a lot of people. [AP]

One of the (many) problems with the new Pepsi campaign that rips off the Obama campaign is that it’s so damn easy to parody. [Serious Eats]

Categories: Dining, Food & Drink