Big 12 fans are apparently like locusts to shrimp

This sign by the register at Cosentino’s market downtown suggests that those looking to nail down shrimp will be disappointed this Friday. As to whether this is a comment on how busy they expect to be or the average potential shrimp intake of Big 12 fans, I’ll leave to you discerning readers. And though you won’t be able to get any shrimp, test assured you will be able to buy plenty of team regalia in the makeshift T-shirt shop at the front of the store.