Banning boobies and four other ways politicians pretend to have balls
Now that the primaries are over, the real high-gear campaigning can begin. That means politicians making a lot of grand promises about how they’re going to send a message to those fat cats in Washington, D.C. They’re running to lead, not to feather their own nests, goddamn it!
Ah, but it was always thus. As the world revolves around the sun, so will politicians always congratulate themselves for moves that require no courage. Here are just a few of the things they’ve done in our corner of the country to try and convince you they’ve got balls where there’s only a greasy black cavity.