A guide to making your own nacho cheese sauce

Who among us has not thought about taking a job at the drive-in or a movie theater just for that one glorious moment when you can stick your head under the nacho cheese dispenser and discover your upper limit for the fake, spicy, cheeselike sauce?

Well, Serious Eats wants to save you the embarrassment of a public firing with the latest entry in their Burger Lab series, which teaches you how to make cheese sauce at home. Let the private gorging begin.