A Christmas Miracle: “Studies in Crap” Blesses You and Your Coitus Partner With “The Act of Marriage”

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist
brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from
area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do
this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
The Act of Marriage: The Beauty of Sexual Love
Author: Left
Behind creator Tim
LaHaye and his wife Beverly
Publisher:
Zondervan Publishing
Date: 1976
Discovered at: Good
Will, Bonner Springs
The Cover Promises:
When a married couple makes clean Christian love, they dissolve into
beings of pure honeyed light. ALSO: The man must wear a three piece
suit.
Representative
Quotes:
“Partners in
coitus avail themselves of the God-given privilege of creating a new
life, another human being, as a result of the expression of their
love.” (page 13)
“Equally
difficult to understand is why such a pleasurable and exciting
experience has been hidden from so many women while their male
counterparts almost universally have tasted the delight of
ejaculation.” (page 103)