A Christmas Miracle: “Studies in Crap” Blesses You and Your Coitus Partner With “The Act of Marriage”

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The Act of Marriage: The Beauty of Sexual Love

Author: Left

Behind creator Tim

LaHaye and his wife Beverly

Publisher:

Zondervan Publishing

Date: 1976

Discovered at: Good

Will, Bonner Springs

The Cover Promises:

When a married couple makes clean Christian love, they dissolve into

beings of pure honeyed light. ALSO: The man must wear a three piece

suit.

Representative

Quotes:

“Partners in

coitus avail themselves of the God-given privilege of creating a new

life, another human being, as a result of the expression of their

love.” (page 13)

“Equally

difficult to understand is why such a pleasurable and exciting

experience has been hidden from so many women while their male

counterparts almost universally have tasted the delight of

ejaculation.” (page 103)

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