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Dec 13 all-day Coterie Theatre NOTE DIFFERENT TIMES FOR DIFFERENT PERFORMANCE DAYS A stage adaptation based on the television special of the same name, this story by Charles Schulz puts Charlie Brown on a mission to bring out the true spirit and meaning of Christmas. A live jazz trio accompanies the show, and Snoopy meets up with the Red Baron in a “special encore.” Dec 13 all-day KC Repertory Theatre NOTE DIFFERENT TIMES FOR DIFFERENT PERFORMANCE DATES The extensive cast includes Gary Neal Johnson, reprising his role as Ebenezer Scrooge, and Walter Coppage, Peggy Friesen, Taylor Harlow, Shanna Jones, Victor Raider-Wexler, Matthew Rapport, John Rensenhouse, Vanessa Severo, Rusty Sneary, Jake Walker … and more. Dec 13 all-day Musical Theater Heritage NOTE DIFFERENT TIMES FOR DIFFERENT PERFORMANCE DATES. A few of MTH’s favorite things, according to its website, are singing, dancing, show tunes, and Christmas. Its annual seasonal show promises all of these, with holiday-themed songs from the musical-theater repertoire as well as classics. Dec 13 all-day Unicorn Theatre NOTE DIFFERENT TIMES FOR DIFFERENT PERFORMANCE DAYS. World-famous French actress Sarah Bernhardt, of the late 19th and early 20th centuries, took on many roles in her time, including Hamlet. We learn all about that Shakespearean undertaking in this full-length comedy, a non-Christmas show at the Unicorn that gives KC audiences a decidedly different option. Dec 13 all-day Theatre For Young America Saturday shows at 2 pm, all others 10 am or noon. Check site for showtimes. The Herdman kids are a rough and tumble bunch who create mayhem wherever they go. Cast in the church’s annual Christmas pageant, they bring their own unique interpretation to the familiar events. Remarkably, they help everyone rediscover its true meaning. Dec 13 all-day Quality Hill Playhouse Performance times vary by date; all performances take place at either 1 p.m., 3 p.m., or 7:30 p.m. Pianist and emcee J. Kent Barnhart accompanies vocalists Lindsey McKee, LeShea Wright and Tim Noland in a revue that spans musical styles. Dec 13 all-day The Living Room Theatre Our annual family-friendly hit holiday musical comedy is back! Macey Maid-a-Milking seems to be the only person in all of Christmastown to sense that something strange is going on; toys are coming out wrong, soldiers are out in force, and there must be an awful lot of naughty children, because coal production is higher than ever. Driven by a mission...
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Watkins Cultural Center Bruce R. Watkins Cultural Heritage Center and State Museum Bunker Center for the Arts Burg & Barrel Overland Park Burg and Barrel Leawood Buttonwood Art Space Calvary Lutheran Church Candlelight Carols and Cathedral Carlsen Center Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception Cerca Trova's Buck Chamber Music Chestnut Fine Arts Center Choral Spectrum Chorale Family Christmas Christmas Christmas in Song Cirque Dreams Jungle Fantasy City Market City Stage City Stage at Union Station City Stage in Union Station Clint's Comedy Shop Club Sparks ComedyCity ComedyCity at the Uptown Community Christian Church Coors Light Copaken Stage Corbin Theatre Coterie Theatre Country Club United Methodist Church Courtyard by Marriott Kansas City Airport Hotel Crestwood Shops Crossroads Hotel CrossroadsKC Crown Center Crown Center Square Crows Coffee cycling dance dancing KC Davey's Uptown Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club DesignWerx Dickens Carolers Dierks Bentley District Pour House + Kitchen Do Good Co. Dolly! Door Downbeat Coffee + Tea Downbeat KC Downtown Raytown Dragonfly Tea Zone Editors' Choice El Torreon EPICX Catering Festival Singers FETCH First Christian Church First Friday Flynt Flossy Folly Theater Free State Brewing Co. FRESH2DEF Friends of Alvin Ailey Friendship Baptist Church Fringe Beerworks George Schegle Gallery Gladstone Community Center Goethe Goethe Pop Up Kansas City Gomer's South gospel music Grace & Holy Trinity Cathedral Grace and Holy Trinity Cathedral Granada Grinders Stonewall Half Price Books - Olathe Handel's Messiah Hare Krishna Temple Haskell Indian Nations University Hello Hilliard Gallery Historic Columbus Park Holiday Holidays Home for the Holidays Homer's Coffee House HopCat HopCat Kansas City Hotel Phillips Hy-Vee Arena Hy-Vee Market Grille Independence Square Indian Creeak Library Jacob L. Loose Park Jax Fish House & Oyster Bar JJ Greg Joe's Buy The Slice johnson county community college Jonny Lang Josey Records Gallery Juke House Just Off Broadway Theatre Kansas City Kansas City Art Institute Kansas City Bier Co Kansas City Club kansas city convention center Kansas City Kansas Community College Art Gallery Kansas City Marriott Country Club Kansas City Public Library Kansas City Public Library - Central Branch Kansas City Public Library - Plaza Branch Kansas City Repertory Theater Kansas City Wellness Club Kansas City Zoo Kansas Speedway Kanza Hall Kauffman Business Center Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts Kauffman Foundation Conference Center KC Bier Co KC Choral KC Chorale KC concerts KC Fashion Week KC Improv Company KC Live! KC Live! Block KC Oktoberfest KC Repertory Theatre KCAI Crossroads Gallery Kidz Bop Kiosk Gallery Kirk Franklin Knuckleheads Knuckleheads Honky Tonk & Blues Bar Knuckleheads Saloon Knucklheads KU Natural History Museum La Buca Lake Lotawana Community Clubhouse & Lawn Lauren Mitchell Lawrence Arts Center Leopold Gallery + Art Consulting Lidia's Lied Center Lifted Spirits Linda Hall Library Linden Square Lotus Lounge 42 M80s Mabee Theater Mac Sabbath Magis Activities Center Malinson Vineyard and Hall Mallinson Vineyard and Hall ManorFest Marriott Downtown Mary J. Blige Mattie Rhodes Center Northeast Office Meadowbrook Park Clubhouse Memorial Hall Messiah Singalong Metropolitan Ensemble Theater Mickey's Hideaway miniBar Missie B's MLB Designs and Boutique Mockingbird Lounge Mod Gallery Mofo Moose Lodge Mr. & Mrs. F.L. Schlagle Library MTH Second Stage in Crown Center MTH Theater music hall Musical Theater Heritage Mutual Musicians Foundation MYER EVENT SPACE Nail Society NAS Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art North Kansas City O'Dowd's Oak Park Mall Oak Street Mansion OCTA Okilly Dokilly Olathe Civic Theatre Olathe Civic Theatre Association Olathe Embassy Suites Olathe Public Library Ollie's Local One Park Place Opera House Opera House KC Orlando’s 21 Our Daily Nada Overland Park Arboretum & Botanical Gardens Overland Park Convention Center Papa Keno's Papa Keno's Pizzeria in Overland Park Papa Keno's Pizzeria in the Crossroads Parker at The Fontaine Peer Gynt Pentatonix performance Peter Frampton Phantogram Pharaoh Cinema Piano Room Pierson Auditorium Pilgrim Chapel Plaza Plexpod - Westport Commons polsky theatre Port Fonda Powell Gardens Power and Light District PRETTYMUCH Prospero's Books Quality Hill Playhouse Queen's Pantry Teas Quixotic Raven Book Store Raytown recordBar Red Lyon Tavern Redfront Bar and Grill RenFest Restless Spirits Restless Spirits Distilling Rightfully Sewn Riot Room River Market Antiques Roasters Block Rob Scheps Rochester Brewing & Roasting Co. Rochester Brewing and Roasting Co. Rockhurst University Rodgers Conference Center Rolling Hills Presbyterian Church Roxy Bar Ruskin High School Auditorium S.D. Strong Distilling Saint Paul School of Theology School of Rock Schwag ScrapsKC Screenland Armour Sheraton Overland Park Shy Boys Silverstein Eye Centers Arena Smalter Gallery Solace House Southmoreland Park Spencer Theater Sponsored sprint Sprint Center St Paul United Church-Christ St. John's United Methodist Church St. Michael the Archangel Catholic Church St. Paul's Episcopal Church Starlight Starlight Theatre Stiletto Gym Strange Days Brewing Co Strawberry Swing Stray Cat Film Center Strings Attached Swordfish Tom's The 1923 Room The Blue Room The Blue Room at the American Jazz Museum The Bottleneck The Brick The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints The College Basketball Experience The Comedy Club of Kansas City the crossroads kansas city The Folly Theater The Foundation - Westport The Fountain Room at Whole Foods The Granada The Hickory Center and Oliver Building The Hill KC The James and Marjory Russell Theatre at The Arts Asylum The Jazzhous The Kansas City Public Library: Central Library The Levee The Living Room Theatre The Mockingbird Lounge The Nutcracker The Opera House The Palmer Center The Rice Gallery of Fine Art The Rino the riot room The Savoy The Savoy at 21c The Ship The Simpson House The SPOTT The Tallis Scholars The Temple The Truman The Truman Gallery The View at Briarcliff - Courtyard Marriott The Warehouse KC The Whole Person Todd Bolender Center for Dance & Creativity Tomahawk Ridge Community Center TopGolf Travois Troost Turquoise Jeep Two Light Unicorn Theatre Union Union Horse Distilling Co. 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