Mystery Waiter Almost Revealed

By CHARLES FERRUZZA

No one needs to tell me that a restaurant can seem like a psychiatric ward on certain nights (especially during a full moon). In the case of the author and blogger currently known only as The Waiter – he knows it’s true.

Before he became a waiter, he worked in the mental health field: “I was one of those guys who wore the white jackets and had to chase patients,” he tells me. “They would scream and yell all kinds of ugly, horrible things, but I learned I learned to keep my personal emotions to one side. That came in very handy as a waiter.”

Until July 29, The Waiter isn’t going to divulge his real name.