Woman finds semen in grocery-store yogurt sample, which experts believe is F#$&ING GROSS

A woman shopping with her daughter at a grocery store in Albuquerque, New Mexico, last month was approached by an employee offering a sample of Greek yogurt. As KRQE reports, something was very wrong with that sample.

She spit out the yogurt after tasting it, telling the police that it was “gross” and “tasted like semen.” A source with the Albuquerque police told KRQE that the sample was, in fact, “tainted with semen.”