It’s a Sign Blessed Jesus! A Sign!
By OWEN MORRIS
Take a look at that picture to the right. Do you see anything in that piece of toast? Say, maybe a certain moose-hunting governor or a proud mother of five?
One enterprising fellow certainly did see something in that piece of toast (I’m guessing white cut Texas-Style) and he’s now selling said slice on eBay. As of this writing the auction still has a full day to go and the bidding is already up to $13,000.
Wait a second! Look at that shipping cost. $4.85 for one piece of toast? What does this guy take the winning buyer for? An idiot with too much money?
In case you’re wondering, the condition is listed as “uneaten.”
