Perhaps the greatest food discovery since nacho cheese

Until now there’s been no way to avoid volcano mouth, wherein the molten-hot center of whatever frozen pocket-burrito-egg-roll eviscerates your tongue and the roof of your mouth upon the first bite.

Hot Pockets are the modern Sword of Damocles. The gushy interior has a half-life that demands it be eaten before it cools. But the window for avoiding the searing hot of nuclear cheese is impossibly small. However, one Serious Eats reader believes he has discovered the secret to safely consuming frozen, cheese-filled food.