Please forgive me for my check squatting

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Hi, my name is Jonathan, and I waited too long to pay the check. There, that feels much better. Although it doesn’t change the fact that Friday night, I was a check squatter.

I sat and neither ate nor paid. Instead, I was genuinely oblivious to the simple fact that the restaurant needed my table back. And for that, I am sorry.