Five possible career paths for five childhood cereal mascots

It’s a tough economy, even for cereal mascots. And so, when Timothy Lim decided to mash up Captain Morgan and Cap’n Crunch [via SuperPunch], it got Fat City thinking about what might happen if other cereal mascots decided to jump ship and change industries.

Here are the five possible career paths for some of the most recognizable cereal mascots from your childhood.