It’s National Sausage Pizza Day. Have you hugged a sausage pizza today?

Humankind can’t live on veggie pizza alone. Tap into your carnivore cravings today and celebrate National Sausage Pizza Day. It’s your duty as an American to celebrate a fictitious holiday with an unhealthy number of meat-laden pizza slices.

Use this excuse to dial up Waldo Pizza, Minsky’s or Pizza Bella, in order to get some of the city’s finest sausage offerings. And if somebody in the office complains, explain that it’s your family’s tradition to celebrate National Sausage Pizza Day. After that, just cite Fat City as proof that this is a real holiday.