Breakfast Buffet: Friday, 12/12

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Ten affordable wines that are perfect for the holidays. Unfortunately, “affordable” in this case means still means too expensive to drink alone. [Forbes]

Scientists have finally hit on a diet that works. The surprise is that it’s social scientists. They proved that they can entice weight loss by paying people. Didn’t Fear Factor show people will do anything for money? [Time]

You are what you eat, so why not dress like what you eat? There’s still time to get these pie-rets — hats shaped like pumpkin and pecan pie — shipped by Christmas. [Monster Crochet]

Parents be warned. The most violent restaurant in Brookfield, Wisconsin? It’s a Chuck E. Cheese. The description of the inside sounds more Apocalypse Now than kid’s pizza parlor. [WSJ]