The candy black hole in the office lunch room

There is a slight shift in the space-time continuum in your office. Fear not, it doesn’t lead to the inside of John Malkovich’s head, and it only poses a threat to the leftovers in your Halloween candy bowl (or the candy you’re able to poach from your kid’s trick-or-treat bag).

I’m talking about the candy black hole, where an obscene amount of sweets can disappear over the course of a day in a normal office lunch or break room.