University of Maryland boasts nation’s first competitive eating club

They lift their forks to their mouths in the hopes that one day what they do will matter. Mounds of hamburgers and dozens of pizza are consumed, all in the name of not letting meal-plan credits expire.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the University of Maryland’s Competitive Eating Club, and according to AOL News, they just want somebody to eat against. Because, you see, the nation’s first competitive eating club doesn’t yet have competition.