This week’s “Best of Fat City”: Read it and weep

This week, we’ll not only re-cap the posts we think were the Top Stories on Fat City, but weave those stories with the major highlights from your favorite TV soap operas:

​1) We were absolutely stunned that no one even ventured a guess as to the location of this week’s “Where Is It?” quiz. The photograph is to the right. So obviously, more clues are in order. And speaking of clues, on All My Children, Kendall is sentenced for Stuart’s murder and Marissa is shot by Liza’s nutcase mother. Back in Kansas City, Kansas — hmm, is that a clue? — the word of the day is: shrimp.

2) There’s whoopie and there’s whoopie. Someone is always making whoopie on As The World Turns and the recent couplings include Meg and Damien (making so Lily jealous that she had to get in on the action) and Paul and Emily. There is a new gourmet chef in Oakdale, a dishy chick named Terri.

3) The big news in Fat City is that the hot evenings inspire patrons to dine al fresco, which is why we compiled this list of the Top Ten Outdoor Patios in the city. An outdoor dinner is the perfect spot for a goblet of cool wine and some hot gossip, like how the Bold & the Beautiful has a cougar — man-hungry Jackie, played by sexy Lesley-Ann Down — pawing all over the buff, shirtless young men in her office.

4)  We can all agree that lying, scheming, baby-stealing Nicole on Days of Our Lives is no Girl Scout. And on the subject of Girl Scouts, Jonathan Bender’s post about Wal-Mart taking aim at the Girl Scout cookie market generated a lot of response.

5) Now that little poisoned Summer is recovering on The Young and the Restless, her parents need to keep shoes on the tyke. One unlucky Missouri mother discovered that a Burger King manager meant business when he enforced the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” rule!