Lick this: Bacon-flavored envelopes

You’re about to start fighting over who gets to do the office work. J&D’s has introduced bacon-flavored MMMvelopes.

The makers of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt (one of the few gimmick products to deliver on its taste promises) encourage people to Lick It. Love It. Mail It. The product’s Web site breaks down the pork-like paper goods:

No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead. That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste

like bacon.

But the joy of bacon comes with a steep price — a pack of 25 envelopes is $6.99. Buying in bulk helps a bit; 75 envelopes go for $14.99.