Breakfast Buffet: Thursday 3/12

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Colonel Sanders was just pulled from a river in Japan. Trust me, it’s not as weird as it sounds. [MSNBC]

Oatmeal cookies are the first item many of us ever baked, yet most people never bother to improve upon that initial recipe. Here are 25 tips for better oatmeal cookies. [Simmer till Done]

Fans of hot salsas will enjoy this huge list and maybe see some they didn’t know existed. [Hot Blog on a Stick]

For the “I knew it was too good to be true” file: Red wine does not reduce the risk of breast cancer. Wine still helps with heart conditions, at least until some buzzkill scientist disproves it. [CNN]