Mizzou students are getting fucking wasted

On the subject of boozing MU students, the school administration would like to remind you that just because the number of students referred to administrators for suspected alcohol violations doubled from 2008 to 2009, it doesn’t mean that more kids are drinking. It’s completely possible that they’ve just gotten really bad at hiding it. Possibly because they’re drunk.

School officials are scrambling to do PR damage control after a report showed that referrals for suspicion of violation alcohol policies went from 430 in 2008 to a staggering (and I mean that literally, as each of these students was three sheets to the wind) 883 Tigers in 2009.